Bad Security/Transcript

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Black Hat	Hello, inferior evil beings! Aren't you tired of unexpected guests in your villa of villainy? (Mid-sentence, a blue jay lands on the fence around the manor; Black Hat shoots a laser out of his eyes at the bird, killing it) Not anymore, with Black Hat Organization's security system!
Dr. Flug	We guarantee your lair will be fully protected.
	Dr. Flug presses a button on a controller, and several grandiose defense mechanisms appear on and around the manor.
Black Hat	Now turn it off so we can go back inside.
Dr. Flug	I never actually thought about… turning it off.
Black Hat	You'd better find a way to get me back inside my own house!
	Black Hat kicks him over the fence. Dr. Flug looks out at the heavily guarded manor. He runs across several defense mechanisms while screaming. Eventually, breathing heavily, he arrives inside the manor, and leans on the door, incorrectly assuming he is safe. Even more defense mechanisms aim at him. He crawls into a fetal position, and they all fire. Afterwards, he is covered in smoke and gets fired out of the manor by a spring plate. The manor is shown deactivating its defense mechanisms. Dr. Flug collapses on the ground.
Black Hat	(Black Hat walks on Dr. Flug on his way to the manor) Took you long enough.