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This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Sculpting Evil". Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Black Hat

Greetings! This is Black Hat, here to introduce the latest buy it, (Camera zooms in as Black Hat turns demonic, and fire burns behind him) OR ELSE, (Returns to normal) in my catalogue! The Medusa Device! (While throwing a Medusa head into the machine) This malevolent machine can create an imposing statue of the most important thing in your life: you!
Dr. Flug creates a statue of Black Hat, showing him angrily scowling.

Black Hat

(Black Hat is shown with the exact same expression as the statue) What's this!? I don't look like that! (Black Hat rushes over to the machine, pushing the others out of the way) Get away, you idiot, I'll show you how it's done!
Black Hat creates another statue, showing him ruling malevolently over the others. He then laughs, and 5.0.5. creates a statue, showing Black Hat giving 5.0.5. a piggy-back ride.

Black Hat

Huh!? Why, you little—

Dr. Flug

I-I'll fix it sir!
Another statue is created, showing Black Hat sitting on Dr. Flug.

Black Hat

Better. Although—
Demencia creates a statue, it shows a muscular Black Hat holding Demencia in his lap.

Black Hat

—what!?

Demencia

(Flirtatiously) Rawr.

Black Hat

Blast it!
Everyone creates statues, yelling incoherently, and the statues flash by quickly.

Black Hat

(Demonically) Enough! (Black Hat tires to make a statue, but it doesn't work) Flug! What's wrong with this bloody thing!?

Dr. Flug

I'm afraid it ran out of power, sir…
The camera zooms in on a statue of 5.0.5. hugging the others. They're all smiling, and surrounded by cute animals. Black Hat facepalms and rips part of his face off much to Demencia's enjoyment and Dr. Flug and 5.0.5's fright.

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