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Greetings! This is Black Hat, here to introduce the latest buy it, (Camera zooms in as Black Hat turns demonic, and fire burns behind him) OR ELSE, (Returns to normal) in my catalogue! The Medusa Device! (While throwing a Medusa head into the machine) This malevolent machine can create an imposing statue of the most important thing in your life: you! | |
Dr. Flug creates a statue of Black Hat, showing him angrily scowling. | |
Black Hat |
(Black Hat is shown with the exact same expression as the statue) What's this!? I don't look like that! (Black Hat rushes over to the machine, pushing the others out of the way) Get away, you idiot, I'll show you how it's done! |
Black Hat creates another statue, showing him ruling malevolently over the others. He then laughs, and 5.0.5. creates a statue, showing Black Hat giving 5.0.5. a piggy-back ride. | |
Black Hat |
Huh!? Why, you little— |
Dr. Flug |
I-I'll fix it sir! |
Another statue is created, showing Black Hat sitting on Dr. Flug. | |
Black Hat |
Better. Although— |
Demencia creates a statue, it shows a muscular Black Hat holding Demencia in his lap. | |
Black Hat |
—what!? |
Demencia |
(Flirtatiously) Rawr. |
Black Hat |
Blast it! |
Everyone creates statues, yelling incoherently, and the statues flash by quickly. | |
Black Hat |
(Demonically) Enough! (Black Hat tires to make a statue, but it doesn't work) Flug! What's wrong with this bloody thing!? |
Dr. Flug |
I'm afraid it ran out of power, sir… |
The camera zooms in on a statue of 5.0.5. hugging the others. They're all smiling, and surrounded by cute animals. Black Hat facepalms and rips part of his face off much to Demencia's enjoyment and Dr. Flug and 5.0.5's fright. |
V - E - H - DEpisode transcripts of Villainous |
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Webisodes |
Villainous Festivities • The Evil Flu • Hooked |
Shorts |
Phase One |
The Perception of Evil • Ice Cream of Fear • Bigger, Badder • Squeak • Horribly Heavy • Wearing Evil • Bad Security Sculpting Evil • The Note of Destruction |
Orientation Videos for Villains |
The Lost Cases of Ooo • The Lost Cases of Rhyboflavin • The Lost Cases of Boxmore • The Lost Cases of Townsville • The Lost Cases of Elmore • Guide for an Evil Conquest • The Lost Cases of the Future • The Lost Cases of Beach City • The Lost Cases of the Park • The Lost Cases of the Tree House • Q&A Black Hat Organization replies |
Phase Two |
Horrible Holidays • The Foul Flower • Demencia wuz here • Black Hat Organization: 2018 Anniversary • Trap-ical Resort • Black Hat Challenge I • Black Hat Challenge II • Black Hat Challenge III |
Series |
The Dreadful Dawn |
Miscellaneous |
FNAF: ULTIMATE BLACKHAT NIGHT! |