The Evil Flu/Transcript

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This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Evil Flu". Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.

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Next: "Hooked"

Translated by iWander.

Dr. Flug	Hello sir. How are you feeling?
Black Hat	(Sneeze, followed by a snake hiss)
	5.0.5. walks over to Black Hat, carrying a platter of cookies and milk, with a note that reads "FEEL BETTER -SOS".
Black Hat	(Slaps the platter out of 5.0.5.'s hands. As Black Hat speaks, 5.0.5. runs away, and cowers behind Dr. Flug) AH! Keep those dirty cookies out of my evil face!
	(Standing up) What is my diagnosis, Doctor?
Dr. Flug	Well, I've investigated many things about this 'evil flu', but there doesn't seem to be a cure, sir. And I don't know what to do.
Black Hat	There's no cure? Wait a minute… if we're talking about the 'evil flu', then that means it thinks evil thoughts…
	The camera zooms in on Black Hat's head, and a minimalistic cartoon plays, showing a pink silhouette sneezing on a white silhouette, after which, their colors swap.
Black Hat	So, the only way to get rid of an evil flu, is by passing it to someone else! (Stands over Dr. Flug and 5.0.5.)
Dr. Flug	What? No, wait!
	AAAAAAAH!
	Dr. Flug and 5.0.5. are seen sick and sneezing, while Black Hat is seen happy and healthy in the background.