The Perception of Evil/Transcript

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Black Hat	Black Hat here, to make your most wicked thoughts come to life! Literally!
Dr. Flug	This machine takes the most evil thing you can imagine, and makes it real! For example…
	Dr. Flug fires the Evil ray onto a table. The camera pans to where the ray fires, revealing it created a mayonnaise sandwich.
Black Hat	This sandwich is the most evil thing you could think of!?
Dr. Flug	Statistically speaking, s-seven out of— (Black Hat snatches the ray from him, and fires it; it creates an exact clone of Black Hat) oh!
Black Hat	It works! The most evil thing I could think of was me, and here I am.
Black Hat clone	Hello, dear sir.
5.0.5.	5.0.5. enters the room, and grabs the Evil ray.
Black Hat & his clone	5.0.5., put that down!
5.0.5.	5.0.5. fires the ray, creating Monstrous Black Hat. He then tosses the Evil ray into the hands of the dreadful doppelgänger. Screaming, he runs away.
Earl	(Incoherent mumbling)
Black Hat, his clone, & Dr. Flug	(Sounds of disgust)
Dr. Flug	Er—what?
Demencia	(Laughs) Four Black Hats!
Black Hat & his clone	Get out of here, Demencia!
Demencia	I want my own!
Dr. Flug	Demencia, don't!
	Demencia fires the Evil ray, creating Sexy Black Hat.
Sexy Black Hat	Flug, get me my evil lotion for my evil, awesome body!
	(Demencia clings onto him) The most evil thing I could think of is leaving the audience wishing for more of me…