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| Black Hat here, to make your most wicked thoughts come to life! Literally! | |
| This machine takes the most evil thing you can imagine, and makes it real! For example… | |
| Dr. Flug fires the Evil ray onto a table. The camera pans to where the ray fires, revealing it created a mayonnaise sandwich. | |
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Black Hat | This sandwich is the most evil thing you could think of!? |
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Dr. Flug | Statistically speaking, s-seven out of— (Black Hat steals the ray from him, and fires it; it creates an exact clone of Black Hat) oh! |
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Black Hat | It works! The most evil thing I could think of was me, and here I am. |
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Black Hat clone | Hello, dear sir. |
| 5.0.5. enters the room, and grabs the Evil ray. | |
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Black Hat & his clone | 5.0.5., put that down! |
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5.0.5. | 5.0.5. fires the ray, creating Monstrous Black Hat. He then tosses the Evil ray into the hands of the dreadful doppelgänger, screams, and runs away. |
| (Incoherent mumbling) | |
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Black Hat, his clone, & Dr. Flug | (Sounds of disgust) |
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Dr. Flug | Er—what? |
| (Laughs) Four Black Hats! | |
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Black Hat & his clone | Get out of here, Demencia! |
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Demencia | I want my own! |
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Dr. Flug | Demencia, no! |
| Demencia fires the Evil ray, creating Sexy Black Hat. | |
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Sexy Black Hat | Flug, get me my evil lotion for my evil, awesome body! |
| (Demencia clings to him) The most evil thing I could think of is leaving the audience wishing for more… |
